I Show No Wisdom

copyranter: How to perfectly fold a t-shirt.

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:07:07 -0400

How to perfectly fold a t-shirt.

longhornsteakhouse: aduhm: longhornsteakhouse: aduhm: aduhm: my mom just walked in and handed...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:32:45 -0400

aduhm:

longhornsteakhouse:

aduhm:

aduhm:

my mom just walked in and handed me a fedora??????

I’m so confused??????

Have her explain over dinner at Longhorn Steakhouse.

THIS ISN’T THE RIGHT TIME LONGHORN

steak time is always the right time

rozahathaways: 17 days of my favourite things: day sixteen:...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:00:51 -0400

rozahathaways:

17 days of my favourite things:

day sixteen: favourite youtuber

Vlogbrothers [1/?]

merrymalthus: quietlittleplaces: I took this picture cause I...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:52:31 -0400

merrymalthus:

quietlittleplaces:

I took this picture cause I knew this story was tumblr worthy.

So I had been sitting in my big white van behind the lowell building, not going to class, and staring happily at a brick wall.

out of the corner of my eye, i notice a man coming up the alley, slow down a little past the car, but ultimately keep going.

the term ‘weirdo’ passed my mind, and I locked the doors even though any actual threat was minimal, and soon I was staring at the wall again.

Not less than 5 minutes later I heard a knocking at the passenger side window. I look over, and it’s the same weirdo who walked by the car before; Except now he looked particularly nervous and had his nose pressed against the glass.

I should mention that I never felt particularly frightened of this man. he was quite skinny, and seemed extremely skittish and fearful both when I saw him starting up the alley, and now, as he knocked.

Anyway, I rolled down the window slightly and asked “can I help you?” with one eyebrow raised and a general look of confusion.

he gestured at me with his chin, and said with an equally confused tone “you…eh…you…sex?”

We had a moment of silence.

Eyebrow still raised, and before I knew what was coming out of my mouth, I raised both my hands, shook my head and said “I’m wearing mittens”.

He immediately started shaking his head up and down as if he understood, and practically started sprinting away.

I lowered my hands after a minute and I….

what…

I can’t tell which is funnier: The fact that this strange man thought I was some sort of portable hooker, parking my van behind churches and waiting for patrons, or that my proof against being a hooker was the fact that I was wearing mittens.

this is one of the strangest interactions between two confused human beings i’ve ever heard of

lilfaux: that-darn-hyena: skully-pens: cosmicremix: tordles: ...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:18:11 -0400

lilfaux:

that-darn-hyena:

skully-pens:

cosmicremix:

tordles:

thingsthatsuckass:

marcovicci:

ah yes. my gender is blue with pink leg

so this is killing me cause my mind immediately thought.

and this is why im not allowed to be part of actual serious discussions.

i DONT UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL I KEEP IMAGINING

I feel particularly close to this one:

THIS POST GET’S MORE FUCKIN HILARIOUS EVERY TIME I SEE IT!

I made a thing aswell.

So scandalous~

I’m so done right now

nihileigh: This picture defines how I use the internet.

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:14:16 -0400

nihileigh:

This picture defines how I use the internet.

"Because that’s the thing about Scooby-Doo: The bad guys in every episode aren’t monsters, they’re..."

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:11:08 -0400

“Because that’s the thing about Scooby-Doo: The bad guys in every episode aren’t monsters, they’re liars.
I can’t imagine how scandalized those critics who were relieved to have something that was mild enough to not excite their kids would’ve been if they’d stopped for a second and realized what was actually going on. The very first rule of Scooby-Doo, the single premise that sits at the heart of their adventures, is that the world is full of grown-ups who lie to kids, and that it’s up to those kids to figure out what those lies are and call them on it, even if there are other adults who believe those lies with every fiber of their being. And the way that you win isn’t through supernatural powers, or even through fighting. The way that you win is by doing the most dangerous thing that any person being lied to by someone in power can do: You think.”

- Ask Chris #81: Scooby-Doo and Secular Humanism (via missshirley)

geekingermany: I cannot get enough of this comic sometimes

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:56:25 -0400

geekingermany:

I cannot get enough of this comic sometimes

Photo

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:51:45 -0400

for-hyrul3: agnecaiwolf: I think this could make me love the...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:43:56 -0400

for-hyrul3:

agnecaiwolf:

I think this could make me love the color of the sky.

-Gif from omocat, as shown in the picture

Well worth it

itscstm: remember when yugioh was straight screwed up.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:45:07 -0400

itscstm:

remember when yugioh was straight screwed up.

lickystickypickyshe: SO MUCH WRONGNESS. That last one looks...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:13:31 -0400

lickystickypickyshe:

SO MUCH WRONGNESS.

That last one looks terrifying.

jeremykaye: Facts don’t lie.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:13:11 -0400

jeremykaye:

Facts don’t lie.

mspandarew: The 12th Doctor is revealed It is a woman it is Pepper Potts from Iron man Dr. Pepper

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:12:55 -0400

mspandarew:

The 12th Doctor is revealed

It is a woman

it is Pepper Potts from Iron man

Dr. Pepper

musicofthestage: timelordparadise: myownlost: I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:12:38 -0400

musicofthestage:

timelordparadise:

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

jaclcfrost: jaclcfrost: one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:12:24 -0400

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony”

and then “what if his last name was award”

and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”

emmy, tony, and oscar award

oh my god

socialteen: succes is like pregnancy. everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:08:25 -0400

socialteen:

succes is like pregnancy. everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it

slightlysalty: mygeekyexistence: boy-in-the-broom-cupboard: th...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:07:37 -0400

slightlysalty:

mygeekyexistence:

boy-in-the-broom-cupboard:

themistakencrier:

the-white-rabbiit:

best endless .gif ever.

“U lil sh*t get in there.”

This is Cas. Continuing to save Sam and Dean as they slide into hell.

THAT COMMENT

onitboss: #Rose your sass is showing #Rose your nine is showing

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:34:52 -0400

onitboss:

#Rose your sass is showing #Rose your nine is showing

be-rational-get-real: MY FAVOURITE FONT.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:22:51 -0400

be-rational-get-real:

MY FAVOURITE FONT.