I Show No Wisdom

mspandarew:

The 12th Doctor is revealed

It is a woman

it is Pepper Potts from Iron man

Dr. Pepper

(Source: rizzapoll, via eaglebeaver)

musicofthestage:

timelordparadise:

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

(via eaglebeaver)

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony” 

and then “what if his last name was award”

and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”

emmy, tony, and oscar award

oh my god

(via eaglebeaver)

socialteen:

succes is like pregnancy. everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it

(via soletheshoe)